If I Was A Witch; A Giveaway

If I was a wacky witch,
I know just what I'd do.
I'd move to Cricket Swamp Hollow,
And learn to make eyeball stew.

I'd wear a big, fancy hat,
Made of glittery skulls and bones.
I'd have a giant spider for a pet,
And invite "tasty" children to my home.

I'd visit my cockroach cemetery,
And pay my respects to the dead.
I'd take a slime bath after a day of spells,
Then find a spooky space to rest my head.

If I was a wacky witch,
I know just what I'd do.
I'd have a blog and write a poem,
And give a prize to you!

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Gardner Village in West Jordan, UT is one of my favorite places in the world!  It's a charming, historic place with to-die-for shops and spine-tingling scenery.  I love the village in the summer, and I love it in the winter.  BUT, I most especially look forward to visiting Gardner Village in the fall...specifically, the month of October.  It.  Is.  A.  Hoot!  Witches, witches everywhere--live witches and BIG puppet-like witches on display!  Hay bales and pumpkins and caramel apples abound!  To celebrate the Halloween holiday, Gardner Village hosts an event called "Ride To A Witch."  It involves a tractor ride to a witch's house, where you'll dance to the monster mash and learn how witches make brooms fly.  Visit Cricket Swamp Hollow to ogle the AMAZING witch wardrobes and to enjoy a few laughs.

If you would like to win TWO tickets to RIDE TO A WATCH, simply:
1.) Follow "the Mama" via GFC, if you don't already.
2.) Like "the Mama" on Facebook, if you don't already.
3.) Then leave a comment stating you have completed "task 1 and task 2."  That's it!  (Or, if you'd like to comment on my poetical prowess, please feel free to do so!!!)

*Have a spellbinding weekend, my little witchy poos!*    


  1. I"m a lover and a follower here and on facebook.

  2. Shared on Facebook :)LOVED your post! You are so fun!

  3. I love how you add poetry to your posts. Wish I could write them =D If you'd ever like to guest post a FUN kids post about reading or family literacy I'd love to feature you on Classic Children's Books. =D I’m visiting from Hop Along Friday and stopped to say hi. =D HI! I’d love a follow back if your interested. I have a children’s book/educational blog and a blog for peeps over 16+ and talk about books (of course), life, cooking, etc.

    Tina ‘the book lady’

    1. Oh my gosh, Tina! THANK YOU!! I would LOVE to guest post. I'll pop by your blog later today and pay you a little visit. I'm a voracious reader and a Lit degree holder. I love books! So glad to have "met" you!

  4. Gardner village is definitely the best in the fall. Although Christmas is a close second. Already follow you on GFC. :)

    1. Girl, you knock my socks off with your hilarious blog and your super sassiness!!!

  5. What a lovely blog! I am your newest follower and would love it if you would stop on by my blog and return the favor!



    1. Thanks a whole bunch, Sarah! I'll be sure to pop by your blog and give you some love! You made my day!

  6. new[est] follower! i am absolutely loving your blog so far! can't wait to keep following along!

    stop by sometime!


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